Posted 3 days ago

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat)

Posted 3 days ago

televisoin:

having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other

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(Source: wifiey)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

maxineanwaar:

She dreamed of Medical School. She was killed during the recent Israeli airstrikes with all of her family members except 1 brother. Her high school diploma lies on the rubbles of her home. 

Posted 3 days ago

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

Posted 3 days ago

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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(Source: heart-strung)

Posted 3 days ago

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

Posted 3 days ago

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

mapletheleonberger:

Maple one year ago, and Maple present day!

wow that pumpkin has not aged one bit! amazing

I got hate messages about the pumpkin in thjs comment